basement witticisms in menswear

This my "rolled out of bed and had to go buy mass-produced products at BJ's but didn't have time to actually think about an outfit" look. It involved a bit of brother-closet raiding, as well as several hours to prepare my hair... about eight hours to be exact. (Just to clarify... that was a joke. Apparently it wasn't clear... but that's how long I slept last night...)

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Feline narcissism.

 Human narcissism.

Soviet propaganda narcissism. 

I <3 Lenin.

 Delicious! Healthful! Creepin' in the mirror!

IKEAgenius. (Ignore the dust bunnies.)

 Motion sickness

 Basement witticisms

brother's dress shirt most likely bought from SEARS

self-made cut-offs from American Eagle

Ralph Lauren woven leather belt from Goodwill

Bensimon sneakers from Madewell

fake Raybans from Ebay

Currently listening to: Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger